Monday, Monday

It is Monday, my first day back to work from a marvelous, week-long vacation. Monday is a day that adults often have trouble embracing. The Mamas and the Papas sang their blues over it, winning heartfelt, dittoed laments across the generations. In fact, many of us feel the way we did when we were small, during the school year. Remember? Which brings to mind one of my children’s favorite poems when they were small. I can still hear them laughing over…

Sick

by Shel Silverstein

"I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox
And there's one more--that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut--my eyes are blue--
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke--
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb.
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is--what?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is. . .Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"

1 thought on “Monday, Monday

  1. Hi Cathy

    Ya gotta love Shel Silverstein. It’s hard to believe he’s the same guy who wrote songs for Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show (“I got stoned and I missed it”).

    Don’t despair about the blog. Go see “Julie and Julia.” It took a while for Julie’s blog to catch on.

    Yer b-i-l
    Greg

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